the WINNER of Celebrity Big Brother is...

What can we say? We're flabbergasted. We're reeling. We're open-mouthed. Tonight is surely going to go down as one of the great Big Brother finals, purely for the simple fact that nobody had any idea who was going to win. Amazing! We don't know about you, but we were literally on the edge of our sofa just now. The new winner of Celebrity Big Brother is... Ulrika. Ka ka ka ka ka ka KA! KA KA She was always up there in the top three, but we thought practically the whole nation was phoning up for Verne all week. Still, she does look utterly chuffed to bits, doesn't she? Bless. She stuck it out through all the bitching, the homesickness, Coolio - and she refused to throw in the towel even after watching fellow mum Mutya walk out of the door.

Maybe that's what won her the crown, or maybe it was simply that she's been herself from day one. We're feeling all giddy, and it's not just from the two glasses of vino we've sunk tonight - honest! Time to sign off and let you lovely lot take over.

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